This is a true story. I am writing this now in a very populated starbucks, because they only come at night. I need to write fast because i only have a few hours left. So, $$x_-_Noscoper|##420-me.mlg was the real creator of legos. He was a rat fanatical shaman. He put a curse on the special lego plastic so the spirits of rats would haunt the bricks. every night jeff the killer santa donald trump Anobonys haxxers would come and make them alive. One day, i ate a lego man. I pooped out a psyco murderer lego man. My parents were found dead with lego bricks in their throats. Then, i saw fnaf fanfics everywhere. It made my pants get brown. Then, ohsheet its getting late. Anyway, to save humanity, i am going to use this special antiplastic nuk-
then a rock fell and everybody died, exept for the evil lego rat people. Anyway, i was able to finish this in heaven, cuz i saved the doc ~in the clouds!~ Badum.... KSHHHHHH (i made dis to make dat joke leelelelellelelel